1. a person that you hate who is trying to do a trick or jump on a vehicle or peice of extreme sports equipment and fails to complete said trick or jump and continues to try and fail after 3 times.
(Billy is trying to do a kick flip on his skateboard)
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."
by browniepoint October 10, 2009
The process of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one's penis. A solo version of docking.
Fuck, Steve's not here to dock my dick tonight. Guess I'm going to have to astro dock myself. Hope I don't get caught astro docking.
by The Red King April 24, 2008
A living legend, has the biggest dick
his music is very good. He has the biggest hatred towards discord user quinn#0002.
his music is very good. He has the biggest hatred towards discord user quinn#0002.
by astro discord February 13, 2023
The sexual act of a male person rubbing his scrotum and/or penile shaft on the facial hair of Jeff Bagwell.
by A Texas guy January 05, 2010
Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.
A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.
A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.
by idiot buster April 20, 2005
by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021