om telolet om

An Indonesian meme that translate to "Sir honk the horn Sir". Kids would hold up signs with the words on and a bus driver honks their horn which can make the funniest of sounds

Kid: Om telolet om

Driver: Honk honk

by OwenJonesTM December 22, 2016

OMS

Official Monkey Spanker. This is a term given to large wankers. Often used as a reply to creepy people on anonymous chatting sites when faced with the question, "ASL?"

OMS is a chronic disease that may sometimes be deadly. It is not a condition to be taken lightly.

You: hi
Stranger: heyyyy babyyy asl?
You: oms?
Stranger: whats dat?
You: OSCAR-FLOYD

You have disconnected.

by Oscar-Floyd Kliewer-Fleming December 9, 2010

OM

yes, its used 4 loads of stuff but recently been used 4 ONLY MESSIN
this is used wen someone calls u something then tells u its not true.
this drives me mad...

jen: *logs on msn*
bob: *logs on msn*
jen:heyy
bob:hi
jen: i just told your mum u smoke
bob: WTF!? *has heart attack and dies beind comp*
jen: OM!!!
bob:...
jen: bob? BOB!!!

by FLOWER POWER!!! May 6, 2008

om

Old Man ( back in the days of radio om = Old Man )

Hay how are you om??? I'm QRT my XYL is on my tail !!
In pico rivera om = Old Mexican that set around drink beer.
Up North om = Oregon Mexican just picken berries...
dwn south om = old mammy just a setin by the river.

by itichie_nocanpo November 3, 2006

OMS

Old Man Shaver, self explainitary really, and old perv who shave's people, or enjoys shaving

Oh no look out! its OMS

by Captain fez April 3, 2005

Ome

Me and a group of my friends came up with the word Ome at school we would always be like "Sup Omee!?" Just like saying Homie but Ome instead. The feminine version of Ome is an Omelette and all Omes and Omelettes are awesome we are a group of happy people exclusive between me and my friends and we exclude people who we think are a pain or anybody who just couldn't be described as "Ome" We laugh have a good time and live life we make good grades and we go through all the motions we sometimes like to joke about Emos and how so not Ome they are cause they are cutters. We're basically anti-emo

"Hey Omeee Whats up??"

"Omee are we going to eat at Sonic tonight?"

"Dude that guy aint Ome he's gonna slit his wrist."

"Ome I'm going to meet up with my Omelette later."

by AmericanAirFan October 3, 2007

om

An India dude who's smart, real smart. He is also charming. He is sort of overconfident and bragging some times though and can be really loud n talks a lot but meh, can't complain.

You ARE an Om, and don't say otherwise!

Stop acting like an Om, I won't be able to help myself!

by ye November 12, 2004