Steak Itch

An itch in your throat that lasts more than 1 hour.
Steve: “Dang my throat has had an itch for 3 hours
Rodger: “Dang man, that’s some mad steak itch you’ve got going”
by Frankyspeaks February 9, 2022
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Sewer Steak

Resembling mashed together modeling clay. The firmest member of the fecal family. Most often identified with having to be broken with a ruler or stick to properly dispose of. Known for it's painful, rectal stretching properties. Distinguished by its mottled color, similar to a marblized, aged uncooked steak. Brought on by an high fat, "tavern diet".
"after three hours at the bar, eating cheese curds, beer and that double cheeseburger, I went home and left a nasty Sewer Steak....."

"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."
by monkey76 October 13, 2009
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Box Steak

Steak or other frozen meat that comes in a box. It is less expensive than fresh meat and usually sold out of the back of a truck or online from Omaha Steaks.
Guy 1: What's with all the Omaha Steak boxes?

Guy 2: Some guy was selling it out of the back of his truck.

Guy 1: That's a lot of box steak!
by S.neeze November 21, 2010
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Skirt Steak

Extra beefy vaginas. With a side of au jus.
So after we got back from the bar I pulled down her panties and guess what plopped out.. A fuckin' skirt steak!
by CoRPSx March 15, 2011
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Air Steak

Noun.

An extremely odorous fart released in the vicinity of other individuals for their nasal consumption.
Recently, John served up a nice air steak for everyone on a commuter flight from Atlanta.  From the reaction of the nearby passengers, it was a very flavorful.
by npgreek September 3, 2012
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milk steak

A dish that consists of steak boiled in milk and served with raw jelly beans. It is most delicious when boiled over hard. As seen on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Looks like I'll be having that milk steak to go.
by FullonRapist October 17, 2009
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Steak slap

When someone disses your mom at dinner and the only course of action is to pick up your steak and slap them across their face, thus squirting steak juices all over.
At a company picnic someone calls your momma fat. you steak slap their faces with the steak fresh off the grill, then yell "your face gets steak slapped"
by Willa the thrilla February 16, 2009
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