Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
by lil biden May 2, 2022
Get the spontaneous green day disorder mug.Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
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Get the Spontaneous cumbustion mug.Doing alot of things spontaneously with a friend whilst bored in the school holidays.
Spontanaeity fun choredom
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Jumping on a train coz you have $4 and you don't want to go home so you end up in the wop wops.
Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.
Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.
Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.
These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =
Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.
Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.
Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.
These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =
by j_clark135 October 15, 2010
Get the Spontaneousness mug.The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.
"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."
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