A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
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We decided to try The Scholar. It's a great multitasking technique.
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Get the The Scholar mug.a scholar regime is the principality of school, and telling students what to do, and even the principal being a liberal, a tyrant, etc.
Cyrus: Hey! This school banned drinking water. No wonder why i am thirsty.
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