When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.
by radken April 27, 2009
by MABRY is boring August 30, 2019
"Kyle is being a bed bitch right now for doing nothing while laughing at me for being productive."
"Don't be such a bed bitch, and get your own water."
"Don't be such a bed bitch, and get your own water."
by Mduncgrad August 20, 2014
a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs
by lamicmic January 08, 2010
Bed Cred is like having street cred but in the sack. For instance if you pull off a high skill or high risk maneuver such as the shocker, the rear admiral, a threesome or a white sanchez then you've earned some bed cred. Bed cred can also be earned by going above and beyond to please the other partner(s) involved.
Hey man check it, I was with this girl last night and I gave her the shocker and 3 orgasms!
Nice man. I'd say you just earned a healthy chunk of bed cred.
Nice man. I'd say you just earned a healthy chunk of bed cred.
by Erin Scott March 03, 2007
Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.
Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
by ShnookieWookies June 14, 2013
During sleep with your girlfriend or boyfriend, one partner subconciously keeps the other one awake by pushing the other to the edge of the bed, taking all the pillows and blankets, and snoring like a wild pig.
by Mattsss October 10, 2011