Yolk face

After a sexual act, taking your hands and balling up one placing it on their head then smack top of that hand with other. This is the egg breaking, open the balled up hand to mimic hold running out of egg.

I gave her a yolk face as a thank you

by Oliver Fisch September 5, 2025

the yolk-o ono

The act of cracking an egg in bed and smearing the yolk across the pillow, followed by soiling one self as a sexual act.

This act is described briefly in the graphic novel 'Familiar Face' by Canadian comic book artist Michael DeForge

She did the yolk-o ono in an act of unbridled arousal. He wretched in disgust.

by Omelee June 19, 2023

yolk scrotum

When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.

Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.

I'm poaching some eggs, how many yolk scrotums do you want?

by GrassFedHuman January 9, 2025

Yolked

A word used to describe someone who is very in shape/hench. If you can describe a woman as yolked then something is wrong.

Jack jones is yolked.

by JD #MDhitta August 11, 2022

Whippin his yolks

Jerking off for hours at a time

"Where's Andrew? I haven't seen him for hours?"

"Oh must be off whippin his yolks"

by Rainbow chip clip September 12, 2015

yolking

when you throw an egg on her forehead and nut on the yolk

yo did you tell your girl you are yolking her tonight

by dsepeda21 February 3, 2021

Yolking

Instead of saying "I'm joking" one says "I'm yolking". Egg pun.

"I love ___." "What bro? That's weird." "I'm yolking, chill"

by Super Krazy May 1, 2025