When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
by Logan Bishop January 11, 2009
Get the windshield wipermug. blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.
by supercron78 October 21, 2003
Get the windshield wipermug. curtain wiper
kur-tn wahy-per
noun
1.
person (esp. male) who uses shower curtain to wipe penis after masturbating.
2.
an otherwise contemptible person.
kur-tn wahy-per
noun
1.
person (esp. male) who uses shower curtain to wipe penis after masturbating.
2.
an otherwise contemptible person.
by Johnny B. Wankstain April 10, 2013
Get the curtain wipermug. When a person takes another persons cock and wipes it back and forth across their face while that person is cumming.
That bitch was such a freak when I started cumming in her mouth she pulled it out and started smearing it back and forth all over her face like a gawdamned windshield wiper.
by M.Hines For President 2016 December 1, 2016
Get the Windshield Wipermug. When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.
by C-Bass Clemens September 26, 2009
Get the windshield wipermug. to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth
by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010
Get the Wisconsin Windshield Wipermug. by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
Get the Pickle Wipermug.