carl nisser

a sexy swedish man who thinks he is cool but isnt as cool as one of his friends (herbert)

wow carl nisser is cool but not as sexy as herbert sloan

by PoggersAmongUs January 6, 2022

Bowl Nessie

A standing turd in the toliet, partially above the water line.

I just took a Bowl Nessie in the toilet.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

Messy Nessie

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster

That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt

by Feicstur November 29, 2024

Messy Nessie

When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.

As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie

by Sbreps March 18, 2024