newb stick

A weapon used to abuse/beat on newbs. A method of verbally slapping/disciplining rookies as you would a puppy with a newspaper.

Get lost rookie or Tollbooth Willie is going to beat you with his newb stick!

by lavvgiver April 12, 2010

Newb

Extremely new and very bad.

"That guy is a newb at soccer."

by da awesome man February 21, 2017

newbed out

Blanket statement used to describe someone who does not meet expectations or commits a SNAFU.

Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.

by Kwistin September 25, 2005

newb

what 2017-2018 joiners on Roblox call you when you snipe them while they are moving resulting in toxic nine-year-old salt plagues which will infect other nine-year-olds until the whole server reports you for hacking.

9yr : wh4t +h3 h3k m4N, u r ay newb
me: Dude, I joined in 2013<------######################
9yr: y u +yp3 TAGS, 1 c4n+ un|)3r$+4nd u
me: I cant understand you either.

by im not a newb June 11, 2018

newb

A nicer way of saying N00B FAGGOT.

Ha! You're such a newb.

by I am potate June 3, 2014

Newb

Also know as noob or nub nub. If someone is really bad/beginner. Lol

He was standing still and the newb couldn't even kill him! What a newb!

by MAT5 August 18, 2013

Newb

A person who is new. A term usually encountered while gaming.

Not to be confused with noob.

Evan was new to the game and was kept being referred to as a newb.

by zin90 March 14, 2018