Nervoushit

Nervoushit is the dreaded shit you take before a dreaded event. Such as an interview or date. Derived from the word nervous and the word shit. A Nervoushit can take multiple different forms, liquid, solid or gas. Usually a mix of all. But these painful uncomfortable shits are definitely non-satisfying in any way.

Hey man I can't talk right now, I am taking a massive nervoushit. Or
How did your date go? Good but I had to take nervoushit beforehand.

by Nervoushitter July 20, 2019

Nervous Stomach

When you're anxious and that causes your stomach to churn and you may feel nauseous, or even throw up.

Every time that she had an audition she would have a nervous stomach for hours beforehand.

by thtat_creators January 17, 2021

Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion

“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”

by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022

Nervous Money

Nervous Money is money you steal or take that you spend quick.

That boy had That Nervous money

by kinbeast1 February 24, 2023

uber nervous

very nervous, super nervous

"über" is German for over, beyond. It somehow found its way to the English language loosing the umlaut, however.

It's the first time the band will play a stadium gig, I bet they're uber nervous.

by ana von hindenburg March 19, 2011

Beauty Nervousness

Beauty Nervousness is when a boy, girl, man or woman experiences a persistent uncomfortable feeling that becomes active whilst a good looking person is in their presence. Beauty Nervousness is common in young children but rare in adults as they have grown and matured.

There's this really hot girl I see over there but I can't talk to her, man!
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!

Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.

by Turtilator200 May 20, 2016

Beauty Nervousness

Beauty Nervousness is when a boy, girl, man or woman experiences a persistent uncomfortable feeling that becomes active whilst a good looking person is in their presence. Beauty Nervousness is common in young children but rare in adults as they have grown and matured.

There's this really hot girl I see over there but I can't talk to her, man!
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!

Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.

by Turtilator200 May 20, 2016