Narwhal

the savagest being created by the me the savage god. Soon they will destroy the world with their tooth. Because people hunt them.

i am so narwhal!!!! Because i shall destroy the world.........

by Xxthe savage godxX June 4, 2018

Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.

Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.

by MrGhosty December 3, 2021

Narwhal

the unicorn of the sea

Look at the narwhal stab the fish in the water.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

throw a narwhal

To flip someone the bird; to give someone the finger.

That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat

by pentozali December 31, 2013

Narwhal

When a person with long hair puts all of it outstretched in front of them, puts a long hair bonnet on, then ties it with multiple hair ties until completely solid. This tied hair cylinder is then inserted into a woman's anus while the tongue of the hair owner licks the woman’s vagina.

“Did you hear what happened to Jessica? She got Narwhalled last night, and she let Micheal of all people do it”

by Random N-Word March 3, 2025

quiet narwhal

1. Showing your middle finger to quiet people down saying "Quiet narwhal people."
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆

I just had some quiet narwhal time with my husband

by Kayah's Fried Chicken May 16, 2022

Bloody Narwhal

When a white guy sticks their nose into a girls pussy while she is on her period.

“I tried the Bloody Narwhal last night. It was the worst experience of my life. “

“I’ll never do the Bloody Narwhal again.”

by JuizeBox December 28, 2023