Myrte

Cool girl who's American in another country, Myrthe is less common and sucks.

- Hi, did you see Myrthe somewhere?
~ No, she's probably being cool again AND YOU SPELL IT AS MYRTE FFS
- Calm down dude

by dazzledsweetie June 2, 2020

Myrthe

Myrthe can seem cold and uncompassionate when you first meet them. However, deep down, they are loyal, dependable, and devoted. They simply have high walls. They only have a few close friends – but they will stay friends for life. Myrthe will keep themselves closed off to most of the world, so if they let you inside, they value you immensely. She has a hidden sensuality and passion that comes out when she really trusts someone.
Myrthe are very smart, hard-working, and determined individuals too. They can handle themselves. They don’t need anyone else to take care of them, to pamper them, to rescue them.

Myrthe is wonderful.

by The golden capricorn November 22, 2021

mass myrtling

a mass myrtle occurs while renting a house in myrtle beach. clear out the kitchen area, pack in a bunch of drunk people (clothing optional), blast 90s hiphop and spray Dawn dish detergent all over the tile floor. take the water from the sink to get everyone wet and soaped up, and during the mayhem the designated Mass Myrtler opens numerous containers of red Crystal Light powder and throws it on everyone. When everyone is slipping around, flopping on the ground covered in red and liquid soap, you have performed a successful mass myrtle. Bonus points if someone gets Jenn-Oed.

6'7 Kevin: "man last night there was a tragic mass myrtling of 12 that occurred in the kitchen"

PJ Luperson: "awesome, now how's about some a shot circle with Old Crow you myrtle boatin' sumbitch."

by Dot Dick Bradmyrtle June 28, 2006

Myrte

Myrte is an epitome of a girl that looks beautiful, with mesmerizing eyes. She is charming, funny but sometimes her jokes can be very childish.

That girl is so Myrte, I wish she was my girlfriend.

by Gart20 July 5, 2018

meeping murtle

A goat. A g. One of the lads. Someone who may or may not snort cum. Just someone whos fuckin funny and who you love. Also can just be a saying.

“Ah fuck Jade you’re such a meeping murtle!”
“MEEPING MURTLE I just stubbed my toe Makenna!”
“Elizabeth is a bad meeping murtle!”

by meeping murtle September 28, 2019

Mertle

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

by Timothy Mallet March 28, 2003

mortlewad

When a man puts all of his dying energy into one final, powerful ejaculation.

Dude, after jimmy got shot in the chest, he TOTALLY gave sheleese a mortlewad. It tore her in half.

by george8888 December 14, 2005