Mummy Book Porn 

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .

" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "

Mummy Book Porn by Kazlex May 26, 2017

Mummy Dust 

a cloud of skin, feces, dirt and scalp dandruff, that can be found on the unwashed clothes and bodies of homeless and or drug addicts. Similar to the dust found in a mummies crypt.

Bruh, I gave this homeless guy a ride home when he pop'd out of the car he left me in a could of his mummy dust.

Mummy Dust by Brogantac January 9, 2018

Mummy nu pass 

When your mother doesn't like your boyfriend or girlfriend

John: what does your mom think about me?
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her

Mummy nu pass by Likhakha December 26, 2019

Mummy Buddy 

When a guy and his bestfriend put both their dicks in one condom to have have sex with the others girlfriend/wife

Chad: Bro me and Xan did a mummy buddy on his girl
Rest of the Frat house: Bro no way!!

Mummy Buddy by Jesus Sins October 2, 2020

Mummy bear 

To get something just right, like goldilocks, not too big not too small, just right!

Dont mess up the shot, 'mummy bear it'

It's 'mummy bear'

Mummy bear by AdamSavage June 28, 2022

Mummy harderrrr 

it means....oh you thought this was dirty yiu pervert go get a life

Why would you search Mummy harderrrr

Mummy harderrrr by yourlocalfatdog October 1, 2022

Mummy-Mashing 

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.

Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏

Mummy-Mashing by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025