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rolling the mouse wheel

Masturbating a woman or girl to orgasm. This takes its name from the "flicking" motion of the middle finger when you are using a wheelmouse and trying to scroll down through a lot of text. In masturbation the action is almost exactly the same, except that the mouse wheel is replaced by your lucky lady's clit.

Also, I've noticed that the sound produced is completely different.

A similar computer/sex term is "double clicking on the mouse" which also means female masturbation.
HMB (who is male): So, AC, what did you do all day today?

AC (who is female): You would not believe. I found a kick-ass .zip of photochopped fake Johnny Depp porn. It was a really big file, too. I had to spend almost two hours rolling the mouse wheel just to get through it.

HMB: Dear me. Airing the orchid?

AC: You bet. I got my daily musical practice of playing the upside down piano.

HMB: Feeding oats to the pony?

AC: Tickling the toothless gibbon.

HMB: Typing in the gussets.

AC: Paddling the pink canoe until it leaks.

HMB: Finger painting the ham sandwich.

AC: Stirring the mixing bowl.

HMB: Petting the cat.

AC: Fingering the bald suspect.

HMB: ... So, um, can I borrow that .zip file? ... For, erm, personal reasons...

AC: !
by HMB December 9, 2006
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federico mouse

An neck beard that lives in a secret base in Poland creating a block fish game and trying to turn us into whales
Federico mouse is trying to turn us into whales again!
by KrabzAga February 8, 2020
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Mouse Five

Akin to that of a "Phone Five" whereby when talking on a mobile phone you yell "PHONE FIVE!" and each caller slaps their phone to simulate a 'High Five' without being near one another.

A mouse five takes place on computer instant messaging after something of great excitement or accomplishment have been achieved.

Both Parties raise their Mouse and slap it!
Adam: "I just got someone to babysit tonight, so we can play poker!"

Jon: "Mouse Five!"

*Slap Mouse*
by JonnyBGoodwin October 1, 2010
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tiger-mouse

A small-sized person or child with big-sized courage, heart and a bit scrappy. Loyal, he or she will stand up for his/her friends. Wlling to scrap with much larger opponents.
My five year-old picked a fight with the twleve-year old next door -- what a tiger-mouse!
by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011
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Dylan Mouse

A sweet young mouse who yaris on the haters.
Oh look it is sweet young Dylan Mouse.
by Sweet Young Yari November 7, 2018
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12 ounce mouse

a mouse that works as a cab driver for a shark but also robs banks with a chinchilla.
The 12 Ounce Mouse from Rock Steady Town, Beep Bop County USA
by The 27 July 28, 2008
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white mouse

A slang name for the drug cocaine

Cocaine is a stimulant extracted and refined from the Coca plant grown mostly in South America.
In Necro's song "I need drugs" he refers to cocaine as "that damn white mouse"
by flamboyantflamingo June 16, 2005
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