Mortal Kombat

Cursed video "game" that was created by the devil to trick our youth into sinning.

"Wow, that really was a Mortal Kombat".

by basicbadger May 11, 2021

mortal kombat retard edition

a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters

kenny and philup had a mortal kombat retard edition battle

by debby zebby July 8, 2010

Mortal Reminder

The Mortal Reminder is doing an act where your fantasies take over so someone reminds you that you're doing some fked up shit.

I was jerking off to the hottest girl in class but she was right in front of me. A bit later the school shooter tells me to stop and to leave his corpse alone.

Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."

by Mister Dope June 5, 2018

Mortal Engines

A movie deprived of fun, action, good character writing, compelling story and wasted potential.

Dude: Yo, the Transformers movies are so Mortal Engines.

Dude 2: Agreed totally!

by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018

Mortal kombat

When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

by MRFEZ August 7, 2019

mortal termination

the killing of a mortal, otherwise a human

Ooh he’s about to get mortal termination

by bigdickyourmom May 6, 2021

mortal strain

The feeling of letting out a grenade launcher shit

“I had a great feeling of mortal strain”

by alexis mgee March 3, 2022