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Moose Disease

A disease caught by listening to massive amounts of generic metalcore music. The symptoms can be: excessive hair growth, feeling a strong urge to join a generic metalcore band, and possibly growing antlers. The disease originated near Pittston, Pennsylvania. There is no cure.
bro 1- D00d, did you see our best bro at the brodown last night?

bro 2- Yeah brah, I swear I saw him playing guitar in that br00t4l metalcore band we were throwin' down to, I think he mighta gotten moose disease!

bro 1- I think you might be right, he looked hairier than normal!
by alyRulezD00d72 January 15, 2010
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Moose Jelly

The liquid left behind after a fart that covers the outer linings of the butt/ass hole.
Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.
by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013
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The term is a neologism. It was a joke 'Internet term' which was first used by "Friday Night Cranks" and has since been (rarely) used by fans of the show. It was supposed to be a common "figure of speech" used on Myspace (as told on the show) and was meant be mean, "Where do you live?" when stated. Similar to an euphemism.

The term "can I take a bite out of your taco?" was also created by Friday Night Cranks at the same time this one was.
by Eidokin November 27, 2009
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watching the moose

I wasn't paying attention. (Used as a non-sensical answer to a sensible question.)
Q: What's the weather like?
A: Dunno, I was watching the moose...
by Bruce Allan March 10, 2008
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mooseltoe

Moose attracting mistletoe, very dangerous in canada!
"Oh fuck! I left the mooseltoe up, run for your liiiiiiiiiives!!!
by Br-i-c-k December 30, 2008
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spruce moose

smithers we will ride the new model plane i built. its callad the spruce moose
by ben johnssonn May 20, 2005
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Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?
by Moose September 23, 2003
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