Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana

Retarded, no-talent, annoying little brat who thinks she can act and sing but really just irritates the crap out of millions of parents every night when their Miley-obsessed little 9-year-old runs into the TV room and puts on Disney Channel, shouting "Hannah Montana's on! Then JONAS! YAY! I get to see some Tennessee hick-chick put on a blonde wig and some glittery clothes and attempt to be the next Madonna, when she's really just lipsynching to a pre-recorded, Auto-toned version of her own retarded little redneck voice. I'm so cool!"
Yet another product of the Disney corporate zombie-making machine. Ripped off Michael Jackson in her stupid little "Fly on the Wall" music video, which I only looked at because someone told me about it on the timeless, legendary "Thriller" video, which, once again, she ripped off. Not to mention his "Bad" video.

Is defended for being a pole-dancing hillbilly whore by 8, 9 or 10-year-old bratty girls who think synthesizers and robotic "hey y'all" voices are super-cool. Slutty. Ugly. Untalented. Stupid. Annoying. Obnoxious.

Anyone who thinks Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana (pick a freaking name you retard!) has even one iota of talent for anything but pissing off a ton of people needs their brains checked, or else you're just another Disney Doormat. In that case, better hurry off this offensive yet truthful definition and watch her idiotic show, full of other Disney Doormats who couldn't get an acting job anywhere else. Anyone who thinks Miley / Hannah is a good actress/singer obviously has no mind of their own, so your opinion doesn't count.

Girl 1: Hannah Montana sucks!
Girl 2: Yeah!
Boy 1: Miley Cyrus is such a whore.
Girl 1: They're the same person.
Girl 2: GOD! WHY DOESN'T THAT UGLY HO JUST PICK A FREAKING NAME AND STOP CONFUSING US!
Boy 1: Amen to that! Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana has no talent and doesn't have the right to have TWO retarded names! One is more than enough!

by Loves Real Music MJ Forever! September 10, 2009

Big Montana

1. A roast beef sandwich at Arby's.
2. A vagina that resembles a roast beef sandwich at Arby's. (In more than just looks...)

"Wow, that bitch sure does have a Big Montana between her legs."

by algorhythm March 13, 2004

montano

A man with integrity and respect. Someone who asks for nothing, but takes everything. Strong as a mountain.

That spartan was as tough as a montano!

by MateoMontano February 22, 2017

montana sex

When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.

I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.

by MontanaLegacy1984 October 19, 2019

Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.

After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.

by Fran December 31, 2003

Montana Mad Dog

When two grown ass men are performing rough anal sex doggy style, and the man receiving is on a kinky leash. Both men will often bark when performing the Montana Mad Dog.

Last night I went to the bar and found a sexy muscular man, we went back to my apartment and performed the Montana Mad Dog.

by Mason Fisler November 9, 2022

Mongaloide

An endearing way to say bitch. It's a filler word for a bad word (any bad word).

Two kids playing rocket league: One kid let's the other team score.

The other kids sighs and says "YOU fucking MONGALOIDE."

by SK ;) April 30, 2023