Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit.

Today I was walking around just fucking smashed off a bottle o sav, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.

by Mong cunt 421 April 22, 2018

Mong

It's generally considered to be a person of low intelligence and poor personal hygiene and ugly like a dropped pie. A perfect example of a Mong is Isabelle zeva

That dog turd look s like a Mong as in that dog turd basically fits all the criteria to be issabelle zeva

by funkoar October 01, 2017

Mong

a mong is a stupid person who is stupid

AVA IS A MONG

by Ava Cartwright Hate Page April 26, 2020

Mong

A word used to describe someone who is behaving like a spastic or retard. Short for mongoloid.

Shut the fuck up Zarlie, you fucking mong.

by Jimster74509 April 10, 2019

Mong

Adj: Someone with absolutely no function in brain ability and no motor skills. Retarded to the highest extent without being wheelchair bound. Retardation breeds in this person, it's the equivalent of cunt in the retard insults.
See also: Mong-Head, Dick-Mong, Mong-Tard, Spas-Mong, Re-Re-Mong.

Logan: Wow Oscar is such a fucking Mong.
Oscar: ThATs mY wORd YoU fUcKIng MoNg-HEaD!

by Chief Mong April 23, 2019

Monging

A mixup of mongrel (mong) and minging

Mate you wont get her, you're monging

by Luke9380 November 03, 2019

Monge

1. A dumbass/dimwit 2. A stupid bitch that keeps eating your damn sandwich 3. A nigga that has done fucked up 4. Your best friend accidentally stuck his/her dick in your asshole

1.Jerald you fucking Monge why did you do this get that out of me
2.Honey who is this fucking Monge in our bedroom with no clothes on
3.BABE THATS MINE YOU FUCKING MONGE

by KrispyCheeto July 31, 2019