Microwave Bitch

Noun. A sexy bitch that is quick, easy, convenient, hot on the outside, and cold on the inside (as in personality), like a hot pocket.

Dude 1: Yo, I'm dating this bitch and I cannot stand her, but she is bad as hell doe.

Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.

Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.

Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.

Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.

Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.

Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!

Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!

by Funnybannie January 24, 2013

metal in the microwave

Metal band based out of PA. They will melt your face off.

"Hey Its Metal in the Microwaaaauuughhh!"
Fan at a Metal in the Microwave concert whos face was melted before he could finish his sentence.

by jaaboy May 21, 2007

microwave of doom

An evil microwave that always under cooks or over cooks your food. The clock in inaccurate, and the timer was a waste of your time. The fan always blows to much air or too little air. This microwave is out to get you and your Family. BBEEWWAARREEEE

My apartment has a microwave of doom

by trezzbishhhh May 14, 2011

microwave olympics

When you do every job you can before your microwavable food is done

Random: watcha doing?
Bob: Microwave Olympics

by merciless_blade February 9, 2014

Microwave

A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.

“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”

“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”

“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”

microwave

by Superfledge February 12, 2018

Microwave Mode

When you identify as a microwave and you go “mmmmmmm”

I’m going to go microwave mode Mmmmmmm *beep beep beep*

by HeE_heE_trash June 21, 2019

microwave memes

Memes that are usually never funny even the first time people make them and used solely for the purpose of being made over and over 'till people are sick of hearing them, like putting cold food on a microwave, hence the "microwave" part. First told in a lyric by Kendrick Lamar's song N95 where he said the word to express the staleness and cheapness of reused social media memes

"Take off them fabricated streams and them microwave memes, it's a real world outside (Take that shit off)"

by UrbanInItsMostUrban March 14, 2023