When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.
Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 23, 2010
When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.
“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.
Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...
“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.
Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...
Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...
by Sticky AKA September 01, 2016
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by Noxema-Tapioca March 03, 2009
when sam says do me, you find the nearest flat surface and grab sam. then you begin to have a macarena battle royale horazontaly. if you succeded in the battle, sam will booty drop in defeat run in shame. if sam won, expect her to zombie boy all over your effing face.
by sami sed :] March 02, 2008
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