McKenna Shuffle

The McKenna Shuffle is a rare move but exhibits the epitome of shading and/or bitching out from a social drinking scene. In actuality, the McKenna Shuffle involves one "just not feeling it" anymore, either because he or she is a pussy and/or a member of the fake drinking club. In rare instances, there have been examples of one vomiting on their own shirt before performing the McKenna Shuffle. Similar to the stealthness involved in the puma crawl, the McKenna Shuffle involves one taking a quick look around the see if he or she is being noticed by anyone, which is usually unnecessary because the caliber of person performing the McKenna Shuffle would usually not have anyone noticing them anyway. After taking a quick glance, the shuffler proceeds to sneak out of the scene, without saying a word to anyone and hoping to go completely unnoticed. The act of the McKenna Shuffle is usually identified by his or her peers first thing in the morning. Although it's official name is the McKenna Shuffle, this unique move also can be known as the McKenna Mosey, the Chick Chase, the Derr Dip, or simply the Houdini.

Ex: 1

Noble: "Alright I'm heading back guys, see you later."

McKenna Shuffler: "....." (not saying anything while sneaking out behind Noble)

Ex. 2

Mike: "Has anyone seen McKenna?"

Everyone: Looks around, shrugs their shoulders, then figures he must have done the McKenna Shuffle and bounced without saying anything to anyone.

by blueballz06 October 20, 2008

mckenna susan brosz

She is a beautiful amazing and sweet person. She is very strong on the inside but if you get her talking she breaks down and will tell you about her life. McKenna Susan Brosz is a blessing to this world and if you ever find her you’re extremely lucky so keep her held close to your heart and never let her go

McKenna Susan Brosz is gorgeous.

by Truthteller1901 December 12, 2019

Zoie McKenna Parker

The baddest bitch

Zoie McKenna Parker walks in the room and everybody stops and stares

by Zpower October 19, 2019

Mckenna Nims

The bestest person in the world. Loves soccer. Very popular and pretty. Loves her friends and is not afraid to do crazy things. A MCKENNA NIMS is always funny and entertaining. She loves feel happy!!!

Wow look at that McKenna Nims. She has some real swag.

by Kgcookiemonster March 19, 2013

Mckenna

Your typical theater girl, friendly and outgoing with close friends, often sarcastic enough to be perceived as either "mean" or "funny". Will rip your heart out and tear it to shreds. Never reaches out first, short and meaningless conversations are held unless you have something to offer that would be of service to her. Kind at first, but will quickly grow bored of you and move on.

ex. of a conversation via text with a Mckenna:

you: hi! how's it going?
mckenna:

*two days later*
mckenna: good, hbu?
you: pretty good. how's school?
mckenna:
*three days later*
mckenna: good
you:

you: ...

ex. of a conversation via face-to-face:
you: hey, what's up?
mckenna: nothing much. today at school....*continues to talk about herself*
you: oh cool! I actually....
mckenna: *leaves*
you: ...

by urmom1224 May 25, 2021

Mckenna

Typically blonde. Fucks a lot of guys but Denys it. Is kinda slow and lacks common sense but is still a great friend and loyal.

“Wow your stupid, you must be a McKenna”

by Abby.yyyyyy January 17, 2018

mckenna

Mckenna is the kindest person you will ever meet, she cares about people even when she doesn’t even know them. She has a lot of emotions and sometimes it gets the best of her but she is very strong and intelligent. She will be that person for you when you need her the most and is always there for you. She wants a boyfriend but she needs to find the one for her. Mckenna’s will be the BEST bestfriend you could ask for and you need to find one. Mckenna’s tend to be somewhat short and very clumsy, but everyone loves her for her!! She doesn’t like sharing her emotions but she could brighten anyone’s day by her presence. She loves to laugh and honestly, she laughs at almost everything!

If you don’t have a mckenna you need to get one!!

by anonymous November 23, 2021