Max

Super shy at first and might think he's a bit of a bad guy but once you get to know him he's super nice and chill.

He is pretty funny (although he thinks he is funnier).
Max's are super tall and normally looks like a daddy long legs spider while running
very smart and a super loyal boyfriend but may dribble on you....
If you find a max don't fuck with him because trust me he has a lot friends who would defend him for the world!
He normally has two very close guy friends, they all act strong on the outside but are really softies!

Oh i have a new friend called max

omg be careful don't mess around with him or charlie and xavier will be after you

oh shit should I scared?

Very... Charlie and xavier are veryyyy scary!

by just telling the truth :) August 17, 2020

max

max is taller than the Burj Califia he is the creator of big ben he drives a quadruple decker bus all through London while getting infinite bitches

person 1: is that max

person 2: fucken hell his tall

by bigballs74 August 25, 2022

Max

The sweetest human being on earth. He is someone who makes life worth living. Max brought colour into my life. He’s a person that I can think about when times are low and I when need someone, he’s always there to make me feel better.

Max is the coolest person you’ll meet. He’s a lowkey-fruity dumbass that’s actually quite smart. If you boiled down his personality traits you’d have a shounen lead. (Examples being Gon from Hunter x Hunter, Itadori from Jujutsu Kaisen and Ranma from Ranma 1/2). It’s an added bonus that he’s the prettiest person out there.

Max is constantly falling for new people, and it never makes sense why they don’t like him back. He’s caring, considerate, cute and mad talented at many things.

This is for you KidKoske :|

Did you see that trick? Max is most bodacious.

by CoolKid5#-# May 11, 2021

Max

Max, is the hottest, sexiest, most amazing guy I have ever met. I love him with all my heart, forever and always. :) Even though i don't deserve him, he still manages to stick with me through thick and thin. He is the best boyfriend I have ever had, and I hope to be with him forever .

Kylee and Max are going to be together forever.

by KyleeandMaxforever February 16, 2010

max

The act of doing fuck-all everyday, usually accompanied by beer, MSN and Nintendo 64.

I wish I could have a max-day.
Why can Max have a max-day everyday?

by magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans February 6, 2008

Max

Long schlong, fucks your girl while hits the bong. Biggest dick in Big Sky.

Uh oh hide ur Gilfs, Max is coming.

by ChadMannn February 25, 2021

max

a tall british son of a bitch who drives double decked buses and wears tall fluffy hats

Person 1 "who is driving that double deckered bus"
Person 2 " thats max"

by niggercum69 August 23, 2022