The Matrix

Movie whose main premise is that humans are fed reality directly into their brains so that their bodies may be used as batteries by a machine civilization on post-apolyptic earth. The Matrix refers to the reality fed into people's brains. The premise is fundamentally flawed however as: (a) people are not batteries; (b) you'd have to feed the people to get electricity (if you could): see perpetual motion; (c) they could just use some other animal that doesn't require The Matrix.
Why didn't the Machines just use ostrich's, elephants, horses, pigs, monkeys, apes, aardvarks (or any other animal) as batteries? They surely wouldn't require The Matrix. Other animals wouldn't revolt. Human batteries? Riiight. However, I'm sure Matrix fans can come up with some fanciful explanation.
by Mr jullio February 10, 2010
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The Matrix

A reference to a matrix, that is, a series of rows and columns that form a 2-dimensional shape.
by Sean October 31, 2003
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Little moronic kids do something they think could be in the movie the matrix. Such as they dodge something, or wall jump. And they say; "WHOAH I DID THE MATRICKS BACK THERE LAWLZ!" This phrase makes no sence, since the matrix is in fact a noun.
*wall jump* OH DUDE! I totaly did the MATRIX!
*PUNCH* STFU KID
by The-Coach September 05, 2007
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A facking awesome paintball marker. The most popular matrix as of yet is the Dye Matrix, which evolved in 2004 as the DM4 or Dye Matrix 4(duh). It has continued as the DM5 and DMC, which are some of the most advanced paintball markers on the market. A Matrix is referred to as a 'Trix on occasion.
I Pw3nz00red you with my Matrix!!1!one1!!eleventyone!!1
by Grandmachinksker August 18, 2005
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Steve: dog did see the matrix
Amare: wit Keanu Reeves
Steve: wit Shawn Marion you dumbass he does stuff that cant be done
by Batman forever June 07, 2005
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A kick ass film, with the best special effects.
wordFuck/word me the matrix is a good film!!
by derick nobcheese November 07, 2003
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some weird-ass movie that starred a guy whos main line was 'right'...it sucked...
by VMC August 30, 2003
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