Mental Abuse To Humans
A class that was probably invented by Satan whilst he had a hissy fit over not being able to drag enough people to hell. Said to help us later in life, but i will never need 20+x32-4+86 if x=93.....
A class that was probably invented by Satan whilst he had a hissy fit over not being able to drag enough people to hell. Said to help us later in life, but i will never need 20+x32-4+86 if x=93.....
Teacher: Hello kids, todays warmup question will be "What is 459(20x-12)x3+42y if y equals 27 and x equals 45?"
Student: Why must we learn this?
Teacher: Because you're gonna need it later in life
Student: Yeaaah right (Shoots himself in head)
Moral of this story: MATH.IS.HELL.
Student: Why must we learn this?
Teacher: Because you're gonna need it later in life
Student: Yeaaah right (Shoots himself in head)
Moral of this story: MATH.IS.HELL.
by KJayyyyyyy January 16, 2014
Get the Mathmug. by Rat Alex October 30, 2017
Get the Mathmug. a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
by rathsangatas drink November 9, 2004
Get the mathsmug. I'm too lazy to say that I added the tip on the receipt , so instead I will say I mathed it, simply to sound more ignorant!
by ShellG September 25, 2016
Get the Mathedmug. "Hey, want a cookie?" No, i'm MATHING!!"
by blaez kat January 30, 2015
Get the mathingmug. by Theoden King February 8, 2014
Get the Mathmug. The stupidest, most pointless thing ever invented. EVER. There is no point in doing it becuase if your really cared what the square root of 3.678956734526 to the power of 5786.79045678 is, just look at the back of the book. THE ANSWERS ARE ALL THERE.
Duuuuuuuude, I just so totally bombed meh math test
It was to be expected, math is RETARDED after all
It was to be expected, math is RETARDED after all
by IHATEPEOPLEUSINGMYPSEUDONYM November 23, 2010
Get the Mathmug.