Hard Marshmallow

A person who tries to be tough like their gangster brethren, but fails because they are just too white.Typically referring to white males between the ages of 14 and 17 who walk around with a limp because their pants are so low.

Friend: "Oh look at that white kid walkin' with his sagging pants, trying to be a G.

Me: "I know, he's such a hard marshmallow."

by Khazzy June 29, 2013

marshmallow gobbler

A floozy that gobbles a white mans balls until he ejaculates and spreads his marshmallow goo.

Get on your knees you little marshmallow gobbler and give me s'more.

by Ziggyz123 July 9, 2014

toasted marshmallow

A sexual act in which a man (or men) has sex with a woman while she poops on his dick.

"Dude, Sophie gave me a toasted marshmallow last night"

It can also be used in the past tense verb form, like "Dude, Sophie toasted my marshmallow last night".

by wutangkillabeezonaswarm March 23, 2009

marshmallow mouth

The way a ho's mouth feels after giving blow jobs all night.

Oh snap, I have marshmallow mouth from giving so many blow jobs last night!

by the tea bagger April 13, 2014

melted marshmallow

a melted marshmallow is when a dude gives you a heavy blowjob, and you cum such a suprising amount (oh yes, you do it guy on guy, i know you like that) and your excess sperm drips out of his mouth like a melted marshmallow.

you give a guy head, he cums all over your mom's carpet, looking like a melted marshmallow.

by Mallow-King October 19, 2009

marshmallow cookout

to fuck a girl at a meal and jizz on her.

Sean and I were out on a picnic and we had a marshmallow cookout

by Patel345 August 11, 2012

whipper marshmallow

A marshmallow used to clean the burnt residue left on the campfire stick.

My wife took the campfire stick from my son and grabbed a whipper marshmallow to clean off his burnt leftovers!

by poconolocal June 30, 2009