Harry Marry

A woman with a gargantuan mustache who is amazing at anal sex and booty pops. Damn straight. (Her moan resembles a gorilla in labor)

Dude I totally fucked a harry marry last night! She looked like my grandma, and sounded like my dead dog.

by Doogletits March 18, 2011

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Hurricane Married

When bae displays wife qualities during a hurricane lockdown and in return her efforts are reciprocated with big husband energy

Angie was hurricane married when Dorian hit the Bahamas.

by LethalJayne September 03, 2019

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Marry me

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 03, 2022

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happily married

what time skip sashannarcy have

did you hear? sasha marcy and anne got married! It was like, two weeks ago. I think they’re away for their honeymoon right now? Anne keeps saying they’re happily married. good for them

by losersofmine June 04, 2022

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Married with children

A term used to describe someone who is believed to be homosexual but will not 'come out' until much later in life, usually after they've gotten married and had children.

Guy 1: What?! I thought Adrian was gay!

Guy 2: Me too, I think he's just married with children. Shame really...

by Merlin. September 08, 2010

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