When you go to take a shit, and have no consideration that there may or may not be toilet paper available. Bad news, there is none to be found. You think to yourself: do I walk like a crab with my pants around my ankles to find more? Do I flag down a wandering ship to help me out? That towel looks tempting, how desperate am I?
You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.
by Nibblet of the unknown March 24, 2022
Get the Maroonedmug. A group of idiots. No one else gets their humor besides themselves. Will be friends forever because everyone else is pretty annoying. You’re probably jealous of our friendship.
by Ilovelife69 November 9, 2019
Get the Maroon 4mug. by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
Get the maroon footballmug. 
The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).
Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
Get the Making Maroonmug. by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
Get the maroon footballmug. by BookofKane January 8, 2024
Get the Maroon Splatoonmug.