When you go to take a shit, and have no consideration that there may or may not be toilet paper available. Bad news, there is none to be found. You think to yourself: do I walk like a crab with my pants around my ankles to find more? Do I flag down a wandering ship to help me out? That towel looks tempting, how desperate am I?
You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.
by Nibblet of the unknown March 24, 2022
Get the Maroonedmug. by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
Get the maroon footballmug. by Nottombens November 23, 2021
Get the Maroon Davismug. When someone annoys you to a memorable point you could confidently say you were affected negatively by a moron. "Maroon" is an adaptation of "moron" used by Bugs Bunny in response to the same when he speaks to the camera and says, "What a maroooooon" in his Bugs way. To be "marooned" is to have gone through a similar experience. You have been marooned.
It took me so long to get through security 'cuz I got marooned by a tired TSA agent, but I had to cut 'em a break and just did as I was ass'ed. (ass'ed: synonym of "marooned" in past tense query form.")
by mabiak2 July 19, 2019
Get the Maroonedmug. A: what's a marooner?
B: idk man
B: idk man
by peepeerson August 21, 2020
Get the Maroonermug. by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
Get the maroon footballmug. The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).
Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
Get the Making Maroonmug.