Marffers

Weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it.

"Oh my god who's that weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it cunt?"

"That, good sir,would be Marffers"

"Oooooooooooooh, he's gaaaaaay"

by Nora_Chow March 25, 2009

marfilying

To take someone's log from a queue without permission. A term commonly used in the IT industry.

Give me back my log you stupid Marfilyer.

by Brent February 3, 2005

marfy

Completely in dis-array. Messed up. Out of sorts and not organized. Tore back.

She woke up from spending the night and her hair was completely marfy.

by Mike Sommers January 22, 2008

Marfing

The act of sniffing a cow's hind end as it farts with the goal of obtaining a high from the chemicals released in the flatulence.

Clint was out in the cow pastures marfing all night long.

by JBMooney March 3, 2019

marfa

made up word that has no meaning and never will. It means whatever you want it to mean.

You fucking stupid ass marfa

by Lindsay September 18, 2004

Marfan

A guy whose stature is lanky and spider like. A Marfan always seems to think that he is god's gift to the ladies whilst working in retail and studying a bullshit degree.

Due to his ill natured frame the clothing that he buys, after seeing it worn by people way cooler then he never, ever fit right. Those long spidery legs are totally out of proportion to his entire body making him ridiculed.

He likes to be sneaky and malicious. By going though peoples phones to get a glimpse of a lifestyle he never had (or will).

Person 1; I spoke to Marfan today.
Person2; oh really, how was he, all spidery.

by marfanmarfan March 9, 2007

Marflar

cool, hot, insane, legit

Dude! Did you see what they were wearing....that was so marflar.

by aMiller28 October 24, 2012