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March 20

Only handsome people are born on this day
by Skzcloud October 15, 2019
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Marching the Penguin

House: You mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.
by houseism June 24, 2009
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March 7th

The funniest people are born on this day! People who are born on March 7th are hilarious and have an attitude! They are kinda smart and really sarcastic! They are really self conscious about there looks, very artistic and pretty.
Bro do you see that girl?

Yes bro she must have been born on March 7th!
Totally bro!
by BunnyBoi223 October 28, 2019
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March 28

It's March 28, stop overthinking

It's March 28, ignore bullshits
by yurimakka October 16, 2019
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March 16

National screaming day is on March 16
by Reee boy October 17, 2019
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March 4th

Boy/girl: it’s March 4th, you know what that mean
Boy/girl: sheeesh say less
by Gender-bender 69420 February 22, 2021
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Marching Orders

Any instructions handed down from on high which clearly delineate where to go and what to do.
I don't care what you think, my marching orders came from the CEO, so if you don't like it you can take it up with him.
by jennix March 19, 2012
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