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Manchester United

A really bad team going into steep decline following the David Moyes and Van Gaal
Aaron: Manchester United is sheeat
Bill: Agreed
by gcjdavid January 2, 2015
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603 Manchester New Hampshit

biggest pussy city in all of the county, no one who matters in society lives there, everyone says their hard but they all live in the suburbs and live off their parents money, pussy is an understatement for this fucking town
Joe- "Yea im from the 603 Manchester New Hampshit"
Bob- "Oh you must be a pussy, thats all that comes out of there".
by cashmoney millionaires December 13, 2009
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Manchester Swivel

First off, materials needed are
-One bottle of Laxitive
-One funnel
-One retarted passed out friend
-Good digestive system

You start out by taking a laxative from walmart, Then you procede to wait 4 to 6 hours. After you have waited for the alloted time you must then fiend your passed out friend and insert the funnel into your firends nose and then begin to piss shit into the funnle while doing a swivel motion.
Dude I just shit in a funnel in ash's nose haha gave that bitch a Manchester Swivel
by SHITTY MATTRESS March 1, 2009
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manchester united fan

An absolute fucking wanker who thinks there hard and know fuck all about football.
by Mancityrthebest April 18, 2020
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Mancrete

When semen solidifies and hardens in hair.
I was giving my old lady a facial and I was so backed up that most of my nut landed in her hair causing some serious mancrete.
by OceanReefer January 3, 2011
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Manchester Hammer

When some goes number two while in the ocean.
I'm pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a Manchester Hammer.
by Puddingsbane August 8, 2017
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mancheetah

A man who parades around in spotted clothing or spotted markings on the body and wreaks havoc on urban sanctuaries
Frank amused his friends by donning his mancheetah persona.
by Todd Lawdy April 19, 2018
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