mam's life

In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.

Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!

Mackenzie: what are you on about!?

I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?

Dean: swear down then.

Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.

by 49seffy March 14, 2022

ur mam

a word to say to annoy somebody

Kate: my brother just died
Me: ur mam

EXAMPLE 2: hey bbg wanna go out
ur mam.

by semi-rhombicosidodecahedron July 17, 2023

mam

Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her

Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying

by mamthegreat February 17, 2019

Mam

A wonderful women with a big heart that would do anything to please her friends and would try to keep her loved one close

"Jack please don't leave me " I'm sorry mam I have to we can be together " goodbye mam"

by Julian Rojas j. May 21, 2017

Mam

A ship name for a Sam and Mia.

I SHIP MAM SO MUCH OMFG ITS CANNON

by I.am.fox January 31, 2018

Mam head

Young girl from Hartlepool who acts like/looks like a man, usually with a layered bob, who isn't a mam

Look at her! She's a right mam head!

by marcowh August 21, 2023

Mam crush

Longing for the motherly attention of a specific mother other than your own.
Particularly prolific in the North East of England.
Very different to the longing for a M.I.L.F.

Timmy was jealous of Jimmy's mam warming Jimmy's jammys on the radiator before bed. Timmy had a canny mam crush on Jimmy's mam like. Eee.

by cheesebagels September 30, 2014