Malding

A person who is mad and balding at the same time

Matthew Rinaudo is malding PepeLaugh

by Axiun June 22, 2019

Malingus

Noun.
1. A parasitic tumor that possesses slender man powers at birth, attached to the back of ones body. Has long spindly arms and a fugly melted face. Can manipulate energy, is extremely lethal and athletic, and can scale buildings Monkey King style- all while wearing a coat backwards.

“That Malingus is pretty scary!”
“Damn bro, these lights are getting pretty Malingusy-“
“Aow! Malingus!”

by Malingus September 14, 2021

tequi-mailing

Writing emails with too much tequila in your system.

I went out with friends last night for margaritas and when I came home, I started tequi-mailing people. I'm pretty sure that will come back to bite me in the butt.

by vtmom February 28, 2010

Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.

“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”

by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023

pearl milling

Verb - To use a woke agenda and/or identity politics to separate a liberal from their money.

Quaker Oats is pearl milling Fabian and Greta because they're woke dumbasses with Feminist Theory degrees.

by ImmortalThanos February 10, 2021

Malinge

The act of offering someone to suck your dick.

It is a response to a unreasonable demand from a friend. Malinge -- > "Mere" + "Linge" , Hindi for "Want" + "Mine", generally referring to someone's dick.

Guy 1: Hey can you help me move on over the weekend.

Guy 2: Malinge?

by nk7189 July 24, 2018

Malding pemis

The crust that forms when you're not hygienic.

Guy 1: Yo check out my MALDING PEMIS!
Dude 2: Bro I love the cheese mate.

by 28 city October 7, 2020