Junk mailbox

A system that emails use to divert annoying ad-spam/hide incredibly important emails, and then lie about having the latter.

Goddamn Junk mailbox made me miss the meeting I was emailed about.

by ithinkiamnewhere November 7, 2012

Mailbox

A girl who gets penis everyday by different men except for on sundays.(Like the act of have letters placed in and pulled out of a mailbox.)

The slut JC is such a mailbox. Just call me the postman.

by Bigdee1069 August 25, 2018

Paint Your Mailbox

To nut in someone

To creampie someone

Hey girl, lemme paint your mailbox tonight

Can you believe Sam let him paint his mailbox on the first date?

by ButtSox August 1, 2022

Mailbox

1. To tell someone to shut up
2. Someone with nothing of note to say

1.Shut your mailbox

2.Stop being Such a mailbox

by WeenieHut? January 25, 2023

Nebraskan Mailbox

When your dick skin gets stuck in a girls braces as if slamming a mailbox door on your testicles.

That bitch Ta'Shika gave me a Nebraskan Mailbox, that shit hurt like fuck!

by The Butt Muffin June 13, 2016

soggy mailbox

I bet you expected this to be a dick joke

LOL

Me and the boys after we tell someone to search for soggy mailbox on urban dictionary:

by L.t.r89 December 26, 2023

Mailbox Tripping

When driving at night and mistaking a mailbox for something else.

Person A: Don't hit that crazy lady standing on the side of the road.
Person B: Dude, calm down. Your just mailbox tripping.

by subwayfreshfit September 24, 2010