penis magician 

someone whos is extremely gay and takes penis' into bodily orifices and they appear to have disappeared altogether, like a trick a magician would perform

dude why the hell didnt you buy me a six pack?, i knew were gay but didnt know you were a penis magician

penis magician by joewanotpa August 21, 2007

dick magician 

noun: 1) A homosexual.

2) someone who is really good at pleasuring a penis.

3) Someone having almost "magical" properties pertaining to penis pleasuring.

4) term evander (evan) created

Stallworth is such a dick magician

dick magician by Evan (evander) April 23, 2008

brown magician 

A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.

Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"

brown magician by Wizards Sleeve January 8, 2007

Supreme Magician 

When a man is having sex with a woman and he pulls out and let's his buddy slide in. He then goes outside and waves at her through the window.

Jane was really mad at Dick for pulling the Supreme Magician on her with Rick, but now she seems kinda turned on.

Supreme Magician by tex23bm December 9, 2008

Stingray Magician 

The future is now!

Yo look at that stingray magician, (kid gets punched in face) other kid, THE FUTURE IS NOW!

Stingray Magician by Captain Maldoon January 4, 2010

Antique Magician 

Verb; The act of emmiting one's load, or money shot, on a female's face and proceeding by throwing a handful of flour in the air and disappearing by the time it settles.

I performed the antique magician on your girlfriend last night.

Antique Magician by BAWB04 March 6, 2011

Math Magician

An employee who lies on their timesheet so it appears they worked 40 hours, not the 35 they actually worked.

Beth is a math magician. She can make coming in at 10:00 and leaving at 5:00 equal 8 full hours.

Math Magician by INArchitect April 10, 2015