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The signature move of Rock, Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Alternative Rock, Progressive Rock, Metal, Heavy Metal, Trash Metal, Death Metal, Power Metal, Melodic Death Metal and sometimes even Punk and Grunge listeners.
\m/___/-.-\___\m/ RAWR!
by arisdenis July 29, 2009
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M & M

"I'm going to buy me a packet of M & Ms"
"oh, you mean the rapper?"
"...sure."
by thetree July 30, 2008
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brown m&m

by rubyrqse January 30, 2021
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M&M

Short for Male Mentstration. Male PMS.
Usually used when a friend, enemy, or anyone, of themale gender is having a major bitch moment.
Usually witnessed when near male's with the name, "Mike".
You; "Hey man, what's up?"
Dude; "Oh, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU HOMO."
You; "Woah, M&M much?"
by Chelseii. April 3, 2008
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M&M Duels

Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.

I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.

Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.

When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ

They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.

This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.

There can only be one champion.
Tara: "What the hell are you doing, Kaele?"
Kaele: "M&M Duels of course!"
Tara: "... Can I watch??"
Kaele: >:D
by ObbyKaele March 19, 2009
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Green m&m

the hottest, most fuckable, fattest pussy lip owning candy out there. she has huge dominatrix vibes and won’t hesitate to pull the strap out to spice things up. the green m&m, the hottest m&m, has been our sexual awakening and we don’t even know it.
man i just want the green m&m to peg me and spit on me
by Sexymarx April 7, 2020
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brown m&m

Wilbur is gonna chase you for that brown M&M
by simplolsmh February 13, 2021
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