Cold logger

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.

After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.

by Mr Ock June 26, 2019

Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Corner Lodger

Only Russ knows

I had to use the corner lodger to hold up the board

by Kellyyyooo December 27, 2021

Lolli-liggy-laggy-logger

When someone gets drunk off of laced lolli-pops then gives you head.

I was at that party last night man, and this sexy girl gave me a nice lolli-liggy-laggy-logger.

by dontshakethejake November 4, 2012

money got longer

Means you got fat racks.

"My Money Got Longer"- Playboi Carti

Choppa Dumo Em (Unreleased)

by TheKing1ne March 14, 2022

Take a picture, it'll last longer!

What girls say when they catch you staring at their body parts for an extended period of time.

Taylor: Hey why dontchya just take a picture, it'll last longer!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 7, 2020

Logger

Someone who gets a boner frequently

He's such a logger for every girl!

by Tony 2x4 June 11, 2006