Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

Leonardo DiCaprio effect

The Leonardo DiCaprio effect is the process of when a woman ages past the prime age of 25. They are no longer worthy and must be dropped for a new younger woman between the ages of 18-24.

Friend: Hey bro how’s everything with your girl.

Me: not so good man it’s the Leonardo DiCaprio effect.

Friend: oh shit she’s already 25 you better drop that hoe for a new one.

by Sheamus O’hara September 20, 2022

Dirty Leonardo

Usually a sagittarius, is a man/woman who makes their partner cum as many times as their birthday + the letters in their name. If the partners legs are not shaking after what follows is an insane oral which usually leads to being paralyzed from the legs down for a couple of days.

If you see a Wheelchair in your room? Be ready for a dirty dirty Leonardo.

by secretlyweknow September 1, 2021

Leonardo Dicaprio

Getting head while standing on the upper decks of a cruise ship at the front of the ship, while standing on your toes and shouting "I'm the king of the world!" It is meant to mimic the scene from the film the Titanic. Deed must be photographed by a fellow passenger for true bragging credit.

"Dude, check out this pic where this chick was giving me a Leonardo Dicaprio!?

by Billy Broom December 17, 2012

Leonardo

A cool guy, usually Mexican that is incredibly good at soccer. He is a nice outgoing guy that knows how to party. Any girl would be lucky to have a Leonardo in their life, since he is a good bestfriend and a caring boyfriend. His favorite numbers are 11,7,9,10

Who's that guy you're always talking about?

Oh, that's Leonardo. He is super cute, funny, and nice

by LionPapa69 January 10, 2018

Leonard Nimoy

(verb) To look for/find/go "in search of."

"I'm hungry. You wanna Leonard Nimoy some lunch?"

by LJC February 17, 2004

leonardo dicaprio

the butt of the longest no oscar prank ever

leonardo dicaprio baby still doesnt have an oscar

by plasticscissors March 12, 2014