Laying Ass

The act of taking a very heavy shit.

Dude, when I got to my house, I was laying ass like a mother fucker. It was magnificent, I had to quarantine my bathroom.

by Cpt. Thickens December 2, 2010

naval landing

Landing the load in or around the belly button

Johnny pulled out and blew his load on sallys stomach. Johnny yelled I'm going to be a pilot! I just got my first Naval Landing!

by Mr. New Booty October 18, 2011

Osama Ball Ladin

Wrapping your testicles in a cloth (usually cold and wet) to provide comfort on hot days.

Tiaan needed to cool down and relax, so he went with an Osama Ball Ladin while sipping his Grenadine.

by Steve Saner May 23, 2006

Layzin

The act of being blazed and lazy at the same time

I smoked so much last night I was straight up layzin

by Nathanbradford32 September 29, 2010

Ladying

The act of participating in going out to hit on or simply scoping for girls. Similar to checking out but specifically towards women

Justin: Hey you want to go out for some ladying tonight?

Conrad: I'm always game for some ladying at the bar

by potentiallyunsafe October 4, 2011

Laying a Grumbler

The act of a loud, rumbling fart.

*fart noise* "oops, just laying a grumbler"

"No one is going to fancy you if you keep laying grumblers!"

by ThunderPants March 26, 2014

Laying pavers

Putting in effort with a girl, with the goal to hook up with her.

"Where's Jesse?"
"He's over there laying pavers on that bird"
"Nice, he"ll be on that tonight"

by henry doobington October 27, 2015