A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment
by Blumkin master September 1, 2018
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she is sweet and kind af but don't get on her bad side or you will experience hell on earth
she is friendly but will spot fake bitches in an instant
but she is the shoulder you need,she is there to give you the right advice
and she is charismatic,funny,understanding,kind,yet a motherfucking bitch who can ruin your life if you mess with her
she is sweet and kind af but don't get on her bad side or you will experience hell on earth
she is friendly but will spot fake bitches in an instant
but she is the shoulder you need,she is there to give you the right advice
and she is charismatic,funny,understanding,kind,yet a motherfucking bitch who can ruin your life if you mess with her
by STANJESSIPERIODT. October 21, 2020
Get the labonno mug.A lagoon animal is an unattractive girl who is notably aggressive and hard to avoid. Lagoon animals are known to prey on drunk guys who are willing to make a huge mistake. Lagoon animals travel in packs and reside together in lagoons. Lagoons should be avoided at all costs and if, for some reason, you need to venture into a murky, stinky lagoon you need at least one bro to back you up.
Bro 1: Last night I had some loaded landsharks and tequilla and I ended up at the lagoon. The lagoon animal took advantage of me.
Bro 2: Damn those nasty lagoon animals!
Bro 2: Damn those nasty lagoon animals!
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by Freshguyjoe September 16, 2020
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“Hey man did you hear?”
“About what?”
“Tyrone and Abby did the Labonka!”
“No way that’s crazy!”
“Yeah and the best part is Tyrone said that his grandma didn’t expect the chimps!”
“That’s awesome!”
“About what?”
“Tyrone and Abby did the Labonka!”
“No way that’s crazy!”
“Yeah and the best part is Tyrone said that his grandma didn’t expect the chimps!”
“That’s awesome!”
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