American Idol Season 7 contestant. Complete and total hotness. Can't sing worth a damn, but she is hot.
by Bombguy March 22, 2008
Get the Kristy Lee Cookmug. by Hippie68 March 3, 2022
Get the Kristymug. According to a man from Canada, Kristy means a kid with a seven foot cock that has ejaculates 7 times a day.
by NotDiorDIor September 3, 2022
Get the Kristymug. Kristie: An amazing woman that defies most standard definitions. She is beautiful, smart, challenging and fiercely loyal to those she loves. She commits 110% in all that she does, be it her career, her family or her friendships. Any guy would be lucky to have a moment with her, much less a relationship. He truly would be the luckiest man to have her in his life.
Kristie is my puzzle piece.
by JWink12 February 19, 2025
Get the Kristiemug. Kool kristie is the kristie who is much easier to deal with on a regular basis. Usually both kristies are a little slutty but kool kristie doesnt have an inflated ego and knows its her sac not her looks that everyone is after
by Sav-a-hoe January 5, 2023
Get the kool kristiemug. **Kristie**
Kristie may appear charming and engaging at first glance, but beware: beneath that facade lies a black hole where compassion and empathy go to die. She'll smile sweetly as she sizes you up, plotting her next move like a chess grandmaster.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll witness the wrath of a thousand scorned souls. Her fragile ego is a landmine waiting to explode, and heaven help you if you unwittingly trigger it. She doesn't forgive or forget; she annihilates with surgical precision.
Using people is Kristie's favorite pastime. Need a favor? She'll happily oblige, but don't expect gratitude or loyalty in return. She's a master manipulator, pulling strings like a puppeteer, all while feigning human emotions like an amateur actor in a high school play.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a quip or a cutting remark, Kristie navigates social waters with the finesse of a shark in a koi pond. But don't mistake her facile charm for substance; there's nothing beneath the surface but shallow waters.
Kristie is a cautionary tale wrapped in a pretty package—a reminder that not everything that glitters is gold.
Kristie may appear charming and engaging at first glance, but beware: beneath that facade lies a black hole where compassion and empathy go to die. She'll smile sweetly as she sizes you up, plotting her next move like a chess grandmaster.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll witness the wrath of a thousand scorned souls. Her fragile ego is a landmine waiting to explode, and heaven help you if you unwittingly trigger it. She doesn't forgive or forget; she annihilates with surgical precision.
Using people is Kristie's favorite pastime. Need a favor? She'll happily oblige, but don't expect gratitude or loyalty in return. She's a master manipulator, pulling strings like a puppeteer, all while feigning human emotions like an amateur actor in a high school play.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a quip or a cutting remark, Kristie navigates social waters with the finesse of a shark in a koi pond. But don't mistake her facile charm for substance; there's nothing beneath the surface but shallow waters.
Kristie is a cautionary tale wrapped in a pretty package—a reminder that not everything that glitters is gold.
1. **Person A:** "Hey, did Kristie say anything about me?"
**Person B:** "Yeah, she said you were her 'bestie' until you disagreed with her once. Now you're on her hit list."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "Oh, she was, until I pointed out a flaw in her plan. Now I'm her mortal enemy."
**Person B:** "Yeah, she said you were her 'bestie' until you disagreed with her once. Now you're on her hit list."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "Oh, she was, until I pointed out a flaw in her plan. Now I'm her mortal enemy."
by Collardoscope July 31, 2024
Get the Kristiemug. by Anonymous Genius 22 November 23, 2021
Get the Kristimug.