Indian Koi Pond

When your septic/sewer backs up into your tub and there’s little turds floating around in it

The ‘ol lady keeps flushing her rags, it seems like quarterly we have an Indian Koi Pond installed in the house.

by Placenta_effect December 28, 2025

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koi

a very nice and caring person.
quite handsome and charming man.

not too kind to everyone but if he engages with you then you are considered a friend
overall just a great guy

koi means the goat

by koilon March 22, 2025

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Koi fishing

When 2 people suck each other's toes 69 style. References those cliché koi pictures where each fish's mouth is by the other's tail.

Those freaks were caught koi fishing in the attic!

by MaverickSquad May 18, 2023

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koy

used to call someone a pussy bitch without them knowing

so basically another word for pussy bitch

jeremy: yo my why the jeronimo bailed out on the sesh blud

erle: no fucking way fam koy mother fucker

by stillavirginat60 March 3, 2023

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This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.

“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”

by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024

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