by cosmiccountrynoir May 17, 2011
Get the keyboard warriormug. Apple's thinnest and newest keyboard mechanism for their laptops. The lifespan of the keyboard is literally like a butterfly\'s however. Every few weeks or even months after a replacement, you'll probably have to get another replacement for your $1200 to $3000 MacBook Pro. It only takes a single speck of dust can kill the butterfly keyboard.
Man this fucking butterfly keyboard has a ton sticky keys, along with it thinking that I pressed a key twice. Time to call up Apple!
by bush did 911 December 24, 2018
Get the Butterfly Keyboardmug. Matt: Yo one T, any thoughts about my email this morning?
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.
by WhiteLando October 21, 2013
Get the keyboard stutteringmug. A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.
Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
Get the keyboard greasemug. Any person who constantly advocates for the use of Military Force against any country that might be a threat to the USA. This person always posts memes or links calling for Military force or the actual use of Military Force. Yet when questioned this person inevitably has never been in the Military or has any plans for enlisting in any branch of the Military. When asked why they have never served or or when they plan to enlist, the Keyboard General will make up all sorts of asinine excuses why they cannot enlist or did not serve. They are basically cowards hiding behind their monitor and keyboards
"... Although Jerry was all for Military intervention in the Middle East in his posts, he was nothing more then a KEYBOARD GENERAL when it came to actually serving in the Military.."
by Spectre Eelman April 17, 2017
Get the Keyboard Generalmug. A person who benefits from a capitalist, free market system, but champions communist programs on the internet to stick it to the bourgeoisie. In reality, they would never live in a socialist country or pick up a rifle and cull the dissidents.
You're such a keyboard communist, Todd, while you sip your $7 Starbucks latte in your BMW and tweet from your $1200 iPhone X on your way back from Whole Foods with your au pair. Taxation is theft, bitch!
by ThisIsAO January 14, 2018
Get the Keyboard communistmug. sjafkjafoiewjoaifjnsknfaliewifnailhfialuwehialhhadfjshlajckhxkncxznakhfdafjdsfzilsjdfoafjoadsjfaejkafljdksjafljdsfkajoiewjzndunviuzbeinauineiwioajfeijahruaendianvfmaevoaejvnorevmoremaionfaoierfjowiejfowijhqoijwiqojrhefiwoejfosikqpokqqpqihowqqpqijewoejwieqmofjefdiojqojqiojwqjiqjojoajslajdlsjdkjfnaindIaihfiljeahilhekhkslfakjdsajfhfhaliwejlaijzlfcizjlciozljcisoahfeoiahaufdlafjiajeoajlidaljfeiwoajfziodjoijozjoiahfaojadoijfajdsklfaakseiofzjjaehwiujlaiowjafiewafldklzjzoljioajfojfeioajliweiejajliwejfoaijjdklzjiovjalioejoaenialfhidfajeoewifkdjgoisfjaioejaoiejwifjkldsfuiawjiewjoiajoiejwfjafozjfijdaiojfaejfiauhfuiaewhfiejiewojoaweirjkefwjioakjieowajfewoikwejioweffjaiowelfjaegoiuejthbkrfdnskjjxciogewajiods
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Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"
by FunChipin February 11, 2022
Get the Keyboard Smashmug.