shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

Lil Kazoo Kid

The best kazooist of our generation. Show stopping performances talent beyond anyones comprehension. Extremely tall, hot and talented

Have you heard that lil kazoo kid is having a comeback?????

by lil kazoo kid July 30, 2022

Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.

Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.

by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Michigan Kazoo

A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.

I really got my partner off with a Michigan Kazoo.

by Chefman001 February 11, 2025

Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.

Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!

by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- July 24, 2024

Woo Hoo Kazoo

A rare nickname for a Meth Pipe, other names include Glass Barbecue, See-through Didgeridoo

Oi c*nt, ya see Damo last noight playin' on the Woo Hoo Kazoo? He stole me Goon Bag, crashed me Commodore and shagged ya misso straight after.

by Jordy_Gazza34 December 26, 2021