hizoo kazoo

To indulge in alcohol and marijuana at the same time.

Wanna score some bud and do hizoo kazoo tonight?

Shit Yes!

by Manty July 15, 2004

Windy City Kazoo

The act of letting your partner stick part or all of their erect penis into your tracheostomy hole and then humming different notes as if playing a kazoo. Don't forget to cup the balls!

Man she gave me a windy city kazoo last night and then I came all over her face!

by BrealBtown October 28, 2024

Michigan Kazoo

A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.

I really got my partner off with a Michigan Kazoo.

by Chefman001 February 11, 2025

molly kazoo

The act of smoking molly and subsequently playing the kazoo in a manner which emits smoke from the instrument.

Yo I just hit the craziest molly kazoo!

by Teddy Ham June 19, 2024

molly kazoo

A “donkel” providing such ecstasy to the recipient that they receive a momentary high, similar to the emotional response of molly

I got pieced up by a crazy molly kazoo last night.

by Teddy Ham June 19, 2024

Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.

Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!

by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- July 24, 2024

Kazoo Kazoo

The sound of a heavy machine gun charging/firing.

That minigun went kazoo kazoo!

by opinionatedash July 30, 2023