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Jurassic Dab

Jurassic Dab. /ʤʊˈræsɪk dæb/

1. Collocation. A particularly sizeable glob of hash oil or cannabis concentrate, reminiscent of the amber chunk atop the cane wielded by John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) in the 1993 film 'Jurassic Park'.
1. "Dude, I did a Jurassic Dab in my car, I'm as high as giraffe pussy."
by HyperionWasTaken November 26, 2021
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Jurassic Slayer

A Jurassic Slayer are gamers who dress homeless and ride skate board around basketball parks. To identify one you will see them wearing leather boots and odd tops. There food diet is strawberry laces … and that's it. He is also part of the sus squad. They are normally considered TheCrafterKid since they are cunts trying to impress hella bitches. They will go on omegle and thinks its tinder but online. If they catch a glisp of a girl they will become Chris Evans but look homeless and smell like cheese puffs
boy: "ew Jurassic Slayer"
Jurassic Slayer: *starts stomping and breathing in boys face*
boy: "go away"
Jurassic Slayer: " puts leather boots on and throws skateboard*
by andrew brown jr June 30, 2021
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jurassic proportion

Large as fuck, gigantic proportions.
My cousin called my car crash in Forza Motorsport, of jurassic proportion.
by Longlivenobody July 4, 2015
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Jurassic vagina

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.
You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.
by retarded Jesus January 29, 2016
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Jurassic park

A novel written by Michael Chrichton in 1990, later adapted into a movie in 1993 by Steven spielberg. In the book(and movie) the park is called “Jurassic park” because it has dinosaurs and “Jurassic” Is one of the 3 dinosaur periods of time. However most famous dinosaurs in it don’t come from the “Jurassic period”.
Jurassic park is my favorite novel!”
by A person who likes explaining December 30, 2022
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Jurassic Smash

When a man is having inteexourse with a woman he pounds her so hard that she thinks Steven Speilbergs whole arm is pumping her stinkbox
Yo my nigga I Jurassic smashed dat hoe last night after the club
by HashSlanginSlasha June 22, 2015
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Frosty Jurassic

A stupid crap who has no life or friends whatsoever. He wants to do a crap ton of things but us too lazy to do them.
Frosty Jurassic are too much today. That's all he can do. Eat everything. Stupid bit-
by Frosty Jurassic March 5, 2021
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