Jurassic vagina

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.

You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.

by retarded Jesus January 29, 2016

Jurassic waterslide

While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaur capsules in her asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Some of the dinosaurs will flow out when you're done. The others will stay in there for a while and give your wife/girlfriend a nice surprise the next time she TRIES to drop a deuce.

My girlfriend gave me anal for my birthday.
I gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.

by MagicRat April 19, 2018

Jurassic Park

Great movie. Its about these people that cant FUCKING GET A SINGLE FUCKING DINOSAUR DONE ACCURATE.

Welcome to Jurassic Park. We have fucked up Pop Culture

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Jurassic Park

A code word used by a male specimen to indicate that he in fact has an erection.

Girl: What is that bulge coming from your pants?

Guy: JURASSIC PARK

by Shape Expert July 5, 2017

Jurassic Parkin

When playing bass extremely loud usually from subwoofers in a vehicle creating a thud loud enough to ripple water as seen in the movie Jurassic Park.

Yo we goin to this side show or what?

Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.

by Shiesty76 October 16, 2012

Jurassic Park

Becoming alarmed or surprised by an unexpected aggressive stimuli.

Dude that guy came out of nowhere and totally Jurassic Parked me.

by GConey December 31, 2023

Jurassic park

A novel written by Michael Chrichton in 1990, later adapted into a movie in 1993 by Steven spielberg. In the book(and movie) the park is called “Jurassic park” because it has dinosaurs and “Jurassic” Is one of the 3 dinosaur periods of time. However most famous dinosaurs in it don’t come from the “Jurassic period”.

“Jurassic park is my favorite novel!”

by A person who likes explaining December 30, 2022