Jurassic park

funny dino goes roar

I love Jurassic park.

by Ralter!! May 24, 2023

Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.

“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”

by anonymous April 12, 2024

Jurassic Parkin

When playing bass extremely loud usually from subwoofers in a vehicle creating a thud loud enough to ripple water as seen in the movie Jurassic Park.

Yo we goin to this side show or what?

Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.

by Shiesty76 October 16, 2012

Frosty Jurassic

A stupid crap who has no life or friends whatsoever. He wants to do a crap ton of things but us too lazy to do them.

Frosty Jurassic are too much today. That's all he can do. Eat everything. Stupid bit-

by Frosty Jurassic March 5, 2021

Jurassic Smash

When a man is having inteexourse with a woman he pounds her so hard that she thinks Steven Speilbergs whole arm is pumping her stinkbox

Yo my nigga I Jurassic smashed dat hoe last night after the club

by HashSlanginSlasha June 22, 2015

Jurassic Park The Game

A Jurassic Park-themed, choose-your-own-adventure game made by Telltale Games and set after the events of the movie. It's technically non-canon, and is known in the community for having really dumb moments, and a questionable artstyle.

Idiot: "Jurassic Park The Game is the best Jurassic Park Game!"
Everyone else: "No."

by GGP5858 March 17, 2023

Jurassic forhead

Giant dianosar looking forhead

"Your girl bought herself a giant weave to cover that jurassic forhead!"

by BOONE24 June 25, 2015