Jonathan

Jonathan's are players, that love to lead girls on and flirt with everyone. They're fun loving and caring and sweet as sugar. Bleach blonde hair, sky blue eyes, and washboard abs. theres no way any woman can resist falling in a long lasting love for a Jonathan.They have the biggest sex appeal you'll ever feel in your life, you wont ever sleep just wanting his body. Although they are extremley blind to what is righ infrot of them. A girl csn be hopelessly in love with a Jonathan for years in end and be willing to do anything for him and with him, and he will never notice and go for the whore who will give him what all guys want. Once you meet a Jonathan you will never be able to forget them. Jonathans will steal your heart and rip it to pieces, or if your a whore he'll take it and be so rough with it you'll never get enough. Jonathans are the perfect men.

Jonathan stole my heart, i want him more then anything/anyone in the world.

by NeverLetYouGo January 4, 2012

Jonathan's Hamster

A hamster that belongs to Jonathan.

Hey, is that Jonathan's Hamster?

by memestealer420 June 9, 2015

Jonathan

You can’t stop how HUGE huge dick is, powered by BIG DICK ENERGY he conquers all.

OH SH## ITS JONATHAN

by Hurbadurp November 18, 2019

Jonathan

JONATHAN HAS A BIG DICK

Jonathan has a big dick bigger than everyones

by jonny1savage September 24, 2018

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.

When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...

by TheTyrant December 5, 2011

Jonathan

he is a sweet, dorky, cute boy that has dumb boy logic. he is very good with direction and he’s freakin tall. he treats all girls with the most respect and is NOT a simp. he does not have any problem with saying what he thinks is right and cares for everyone. he is overly confident but still very humble about himself even though. who is also a meanie weanie but still one of the sweetest guys of all time.

girl: omfg jonathan is literally the most wholesome and cutest boy ever.

girl: I LOVE THAT SM

by chanie94 June 8, 2020

Jonathan

A young king that gets all the ladies. All them fine girls wanna get with him and claim to be his baby momma. But the kid is not his son , he too busy ballin and kingin

Jonathan is the flyest in the city ima have his kids.

by Perro perrix August 23, 2016