Juan

He is the perfect pogchamp and if your his pogchamp you’re very lucky

Juan is a perfect nigga

by Wifebbbbeater December 28, 2020

Juan

Juan, isn't just a name. Juan is how the beaners fresh out of the border say "one".

Ex. 1
Mexican guy: "Hey Mami, you are da numba juan!"
Ex 2.
Mexican guys: "Hola, can you give me juan beer please?"

by smolltiddies October 14, 2019

Juan

A border-crosser with a dream to become the ultimate gardener.

(Oh, I forgot it was John in Spanish.)

"I think the John is secretly a Juan! Nah, he's German"

by TheMechanicRob March 25, 2016

Juan

a person without a green card or any sort of citizenship

Juan over there fresh off the border

by Steve527 May 14, 2019

Juan

He is very short and looks like Abu. He gets mad a lot and looks like a monkey when he does.

MELANIE: JUAN, YOU ARE SO SHORT
JUAN: DONT TALK TO ME!

by JUANTHEMADMONKEY October 18, 2019

Juan

A big nose scarcastic little shit! He can be a dick at times but loves his family!

Juan is a professional liar and doesn't know when to quit sometimes but that's okay , he's cool

by JHungJDangle August 9, 2017

Juan

A great friend that always has your back and secretell watches hentye

DuDE that's a juan
That's cool and disturbing

by Sahabi123 June 1, 2017