Joyce McDonald

When somebody believes that absolute power is absolutely powerful and absolutely awesome to wield. They often say things such as, "The reality is, those that have the votes, win. It is what it is."

Joyce McDonald's are usually jaded because they spend most of their adults lives without power but once they get power they spend years getting off on it to the disgust of everyone around them.
When the nobles orchestrated a coup at the castle they started acting all Joyce Mcdonald-like, usurping all power especially when it was inappropriate.
by PlebianTacoma March 25, 2011
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Jim Joyce

An ump who fucking blows and cost Galarraga a perfect game.
Tim: You see what that d bag Jim Joyce just did?
John: No, what?
Tim: He blew a call at first and cost Galarraga a perfect game.
John: What a tool.
by greeko406 June 03, 2010
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Jim Joyced

to fuck up royally on a world stage
Man, he really Jim Joyced that!
by Bfrosty June 03, 2010
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Joyce

A bitch,careless,don’t know how to take care of a baby
Joyce the bitch
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dirty joyce

Taking a woman home from the bar and fucking her on the living room floor till she's raw and hiding her in the bedroom the next day from your wife.
I got drunk and did a dirty joyce last night
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Jim Joyce

A. To get something very that is very obvious wrong.

B. To screw something up very badly.
A. 2+2=7? Way to Jim Joyce the hell out of that math problem.

B. He tried to build his IKEA desk without the instruction manual and totally Jim Joyced it.
by Rockwell Sweaters June 03, 2010
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