Jovi

A fucking cunt. Usually dwarfish and stupid

Jovi is an asshole

by Charlie Ashfield December 19, 2018

Jovie

A hot asf girl with a fat ass

Jovie’s so fine

by In Preston January 28, 2025

The bone jovi

Getting ass like a rockstar. Always attaining lots of girl like your penis has magical powers

Dude! I have banged three different chics this week. These women cant stay away from the bone jovi

by Bhellbound March 31, 2019

Bon Jovi

The greatest rock band of all time. Plain and simple.

Jon Bon Jovi: "Woah, we're halfway there...."
Everybody ever: "Woah! Livin' On A Prayer!"'
Proof Bon Jovi is amazing.

by BonJoviFan_1986 January 23, 2022

Jovi

Jovi is a person who has malicious intent towards children and minors.

Kid 1: Jovi tried to touch me the other day!
Kid 2: What do you expect? It's Jovi

by feelingsugoi July 20, 2020

Jovie

Jovie is the most sweet, kind, beautiful person you will ever come across, and will constantly bully you if you pronounce something wrong. She might insult you but she really doednt mean it. She enjoys storms and loves taking walks out in the rain.

If she stays around someone too long she'll start having that accent aswell. Her parents are usually really strict and if you ask her out you'll probably have to wait awhile.

Jovie is a huge nerd because she loves older stuff, especially the 90's. She loves listening to some old band that no one's ever heard about on cassettes.

John: "hey, have you met jovie?"
Gage: "yeah, she's a big dork."

by PapaFetus July 19, 2023

Jovi

The entity with the milky way galaxy who makes fart.

Jovi made fart

by omegalul4head March 3, 2019